Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.