Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.