Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

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How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Kaiju Jokes More Kaiju Jokes

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)