Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They both crustaceans
My zipper
because he's a kaiju
Slow runners.
my zipper!
He threw them off their tracks.
He flips houses
Go go power rangers!
Squash.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
so he could flip the bird
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
A wind tunnel!
The Pittsburgh Steelers
He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
All seven or eight of them.
Because they always throw up
For throwing out all the w's.
Shrimp.
He was a little shellfish
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.
My zipper.