How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!