How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.

How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime?

By getting aboard (a) voat

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses