What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.