What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

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How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"