My zipper
My zipper.
Because if they did they would be Bagels
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
A centipede on meth.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
Squash.
Go go power rangers!
A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans