What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans