What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper