What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper