What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper