What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.