What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper