What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.