What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean