What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS