What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.