Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

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How do you call 8 Hobbits?

A Hobbyte

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.