Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

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What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.