What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

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What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.