What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.