What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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He was an Afghani-Stan.

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.