What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog