What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.