What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What is the longest movie of all time?

8 mile

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What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

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How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling