How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.