How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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He had a Saturday Night Fever

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity