Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What do you say to an ugly person?

Anything you like, what are they going to do about it?

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.