Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.