Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily