Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Frost Jokes More Frost Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !