Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you