Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

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What do you call a racist 19th century artist?

Oppressionist

What was a tramp stamp in the 19th century?

A slattern pattern