Tsarbuck Jokes

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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No, seriously, I want to know.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks