How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.