How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!