How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Soak Jokes More Soak Jokes

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)