How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Soak Jokes More Soak Jokes

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"