How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

Soak Jokes More Soak Jokes

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)