They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Who wants to know
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.
Because all the politicians are in hell.
Burning Sanders!
To hide his nuts!!
Because you have to change them.
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!