What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.