Hide their money in their bible.
Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.
Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
Give them a bible
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
He'd rather spend his money on a forty
A high five...
None
By hiding his employment check in his work boots.
