How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.