How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

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Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...