How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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What is the most successful spinoff ever made?

The Bible

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Why is reddit bad grammar?

Because you can't read a dit.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters