What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out.

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.