How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.