What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

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Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..