Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt