Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls