You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
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Because he lost his marbles.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Don't touch my marbles.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."
A. The thought had never entered his head before.
David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft
He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.
Borderlands
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
because she was too shallow.
It gets wet.
A comickaze
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**
