Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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What is Siri really good at?

Playing pocket pool.

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You pokemon!

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

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Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.