How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"