How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

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What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.