How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.