How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What do you call a musician's best friend?

A drummer...

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5