From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
He went to Jared.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.
Bed you can't guess who I am!
A Yoghurt's got culture!
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
Jason's Doner-Van
None. They just move out of the house.
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.