From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
A Yoghurt's got culture!
Jason's Dale!
None. They just move out of the house.
Jason's Doner-Van