What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

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What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)