What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

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What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here