What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.