What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Why do teenage girls have groups in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!