What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?

They fixed it because their the fawns

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.