What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Previous Random Joke Next
Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.