Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Fist Fight Jokes More Fist Fight Jokes

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.