Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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They went outside and exchanged blows.

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox