Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

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Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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Take away it's credit cards !

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no