Rent Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Sia Jokes More Sia Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Rick Astley Jokes More Rick Astley Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.