Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank