Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...