What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.