What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Previous Random Joke Next
Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!