How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity