What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive