What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity