What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive