What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.