What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions