Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !